Eat Half the Croissant

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Eat half the croissant means you’re getting the short end of the stick, but at least you’re not left with the crusty, soggy, burnt mess that’s the other half.
My mom gave me half the croissant and kept the good part. Classic.
He took the first bite and left me with the sad, crumbly remains. Eat half the croissant, my ass.
I had to eat half the croissant while my brother ate the whole thing. I’m still mad.
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When you’re forced to eat half the croissant, it’s like life handed you a broken toaster and a burnt bagel.
I had to eat half the croissant because my brother said it was ‘fair.’ It wasn’t fair. It was cruel.
She took the top half and left me with the bottom half. I looked like a sad, greasy emoji.
I was stuck eating half the croissant while my friend had the whole thing. I was jealous.
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Eat half the croissant is like being told you get a piece of cake, but it’s the part that’s been sitting in the sun all day.
I got half the croissant, and it was the part that was dry and hard. I felt like a sad, crusty snack.
She said it was fair, but I got the part that was crumbly and old. I was insulted.
I had to eat half the croissant, and it was the worst part. My friend got the good part. I was mad.
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