Eat Half the Croissant
When you’re forced to eat half the croissant, it’s like life handed you a broken toaster and a burnt bagel.
I had to eat half the croissant because my brother said it was ‘fair.’ It wasn’t fair. It was cruel.
She took the top half and left me with the bottom half. I looked like a sad, greasy emoji.
I was stuck eating half the croissant while my friend had the whole thing. I was jealous.