Eat Humble Pussy

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What fussy men (and some fussy women) do when they're stuck with a nagging wife and no way out of the house.

My dad got stuck with my mom and her nagging for a whole weekend. He had to eat humble pussy.

When the boss yelled at him for missing a deadline, he had no choice but to eat humble pussy.

After losing the bet, he had to wear a chicken suit and apologize. That's eating humble pussy.

When a man (or woman) gets spanked by their significant other and has to swallow their pride.

After arguing with his wife, he got spanked and had to eat humble pussy.

She told him to clean the house or she'd give him a spanking. He chose the spanking. That's eating humble pussy.

He lost the game and got a slap on the wrist. That's eating humble pussy.

What happens when you’re caught with your pants down and have to take it like a man (or woman).

He was caught with his pants down by his wife. He had to eat humble pussy.

She found out he was cheating and made him apologize. That's eating humble pussy.

He got caught eating pizza at 2 a. m. and had to take it like a man. That's eating humble pussy.

When you're forced to admit you're wrong and take it like a man (or woman).

He had to admit he was wrong and take it like a man. That's eating humble pussy.

After losing the argument, he had to eat humble pussy.

He got grounded for a week and had to eat humble pussy.

What happens when you're stuck with a loud, messy, angry person and have no escape.

He was stuck with his sister for the weekend and had to eat humble pussy.

After the kid threw a tantrum, he had to eat humble pussy.

He got stuck with his mom for the whole day and had to eat humble pussy.

When you're forced to be polite and take it like a man (or woman).

He had to be polite to his boss and take it like a man. That's eating humble pussy.

After being rude, he had to be polite and eat humble pussy.

He had to smile through the pain and eat humble pussy.