Eat Glass

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When you get so mad you grab the nearest glass and smash it like a fool. Mostly used by 2K players who think they're tough.
@LilBryant_420: I ate glass so hard I broke my phone screen. #2Kislife
My cousin ate glass because he lost a battle royale. He's still mad.
Bro ate glass after I told him he looked like a sad pizza.
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You're stuck in 7 Days to Die and you’re so desperate you eat glass just to reset and get full again. It’s like dying for no reason.
I ate glass because I ran out of food and my character looked like a sad skeleton.
She ate glass just to get full again. What a waste.
He ate glass because he was stuck in a cave. Now he’s full but still stuck.
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What stupid people do when they have nothing better to do. It’s like being a brainless moron with no life.
My uncle eats glass every day. He’s like a walking disaster.
My friend eats glass because he’s bored. What a waste of time.
They eat glass just for fun. They’re like walking trash.
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Trying to master something that’s way harder than it looks. It’s like trying to learn math while drunk.
Learning to play piano is like eating glass. It’s hard and confusing.
Trying to be a pro gamer is like eating glass. It’s tough and annoying.
Eating glass is like learning to speak 10 languages. It’s hard and takes time.
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An old way of saying you smoked a cigarette. It was like inhaling glass because the filters were made of fiberglass.
My grandpa used to eat glass every day. He was a real old-school smoker.
They called it eating glass because the filters were made of fiberglass.
Smoking was like eating glass. It was gross and confusing.
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A fancy way of telling someone to go to hell and bring their friends.
He told me to eat glass. I told him to eat glass too.
She said I should eat glass. I told her to eat glass and her friends.
They told me to eat glass. I told them to eat glass and their mom.
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