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Eat Lunch
When someone is interested in your business, but picks another company because your ads are weak and your website is ugly.
My client ate my lunch because my website looked like a toddler drew it.
He said, 'I don't get it,' and went to my competitor.
My lunch was eaten because I forgot to update my logo.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Lunch
A legendary line from the 60s that turned into a saying everyone used.
I said 'I'll eat your lunch' and it stuck.
My buddy started using it after I said it in 1967.
Now everyone says 'eat your lunch' like it's a swear word.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Lunch
When you're challenged by someone and you have to prove you're the stronger one.
He took my lunch money and said, 'I eat your lunch.'
She challenged me to eat her lunch and I did it in 3 seconds.
He took my lunch and said, 'You're weak.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Lunch
When you give someone head and they swallow your whole load like it's a soft serve.
He gave me head and ate my whole lunch in one bite.
She swallowed my load so fast I didn't even know what hit me.
I gave him head and he ate my lunch like it was free.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Like a Roman
When you stuff your face so full of deliciousness you feel like a contented pig who just got fed by a fat chef who loves you.
I ate like a Roman after my grandma’s lasagna hit me like a truck.
That pizza was so good, I ate like a Roman and then cried because my stomach hurt.
He ate like a Roman at the buffet and now he’s paying for a taxi ride because he can’t walk.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Like a Roman
You eat so much good food, you feel like a happy dog who just got a bone and a treat, but then you regret it.
She ate like a Roman after the birthday cake and the ice cream and the cookies.
At the buffet, he ate like a Roman and now he’s stuck in the bathroom.
After that big meal, he ate like a Roman and then said, ‘I think I’m going to die.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Like a Roman
When you eat so much good stuff you feel like a king who just won a feast, but your stomach is now a prison for your food.
He ate like a Roman after the barbecue and now he’s bloated like a balloon.
She ate like a Roman at the restaurant and left with a food baby.
After that huge dinner, he ate like a Roman and couldn’t fit into his pants.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Like a Roman
You eat so much good food you feel like a happy angel, but then your stomach turns into a war zone.
I ate like a Roman after that dessert and now my stomach is screaming at me.
At the party, she ate like a Roman and then threw up in the garden.
He ate like a Roman at the buffet and now he’s walking like a robot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Like a Roman
You eat so much good food that your happiness turns into a belly ache and you wish you were dead.
After that big meal, he ate like a Roman and then said, ‘I wish I was a ghost.’
She ate like a Roman and now she’s sitting on the couch like a sad potato.
He ate like a Roman at the family dinner and now he’s stuck in the bathroom with his brother.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Like An American
you’re so American you devour a burger so big it looks like a cow had a heart attack and you finish it before the meat stops twitching
I ate a burger so fast my face turned red and my shirt button popped off
My cousin ate a burger so big he cried and then ate another one
I ate so fast I thought I was gonna choke on the cheese and it was just the beginning
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Like An American
you eat like a guy who thinks ketchup is a religion and a burger is a holy offering
I dipped my whole burger in ketchup and then drank it like it was wine
My friend ate a burger so messy it looked like a crime scene
I ate a burger so fast I didn’t even notice it was on fire
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Like An American
you eat like you’re trying to beat a record and your stomach is the only thing standing in your way
I ate a burger so fast my stomach made a loud noise and it scared my dog
I ate so much I had to wear my pants backwards to make room
I ate a burger so big I had to call my mom and say I was coming home
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat It & Beat It
When a guy licks a girl's pussy, gets her wet, and then bolts like he just saw a ghost.
He ate her and left her hanging, like she was a broken toaster.
He sucked her off and vanished, like he didn't even know her name.
He got her going and then ran, like he was being chased by a fella with a mop.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat It & Beat It
Licking a girl's snatch and then having to jerk off because she's too tight to let you in.
He ate her and then had to jerk off like he was doing a math test.
He sucked her and then had to beat it like he was in a race with a chicken.
He gave her head and then had to jizz like he was running for president.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat It & Beat It
A guy's happy to give a girl head if it means he gets to bang her later, especially if she's hot.
He'd lick her just so he could bang her, like she was a free appetizer.
He gave her head because he wanted her, like she was a main dish.
He sucked her off just to get in her pants, like she was a five-star restaurant.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat It & Beat It
Licking a girl's snatch and then banging her like she owes you money.
He licked her and then spanked her like she was a stray cat.
He gave her head and then beat her like she was a punching bag.
He sucked her and then pounded her like she was a cheap drink.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat It & Beat It
Masturbating right after a meal, like you're too full for anything else.
He ate a burger and then jizzed like he was on a mission.
He devoured pizza and then jerked off like he was doing a dance.
He gobbled down fries and then beat it like he was in a competition.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat It & Beat It
Getting food from your girl and then slamming her like she was a buffet.
He made her cook and then slammed her like she was a meal deal.
He told her to make him a sandwich and then banged her like she was a snack.
He made her cook and then beat her like she was a takeaway.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat It & Beat It
Getting your girl to cook for you and then banging her like she was a free appetizer.
He made her cook and then pounded her like she was a side dish.
He told her to make him a meal and then beat her like she was a snack.
He made her cook and then slammed her like she was a five-star dish.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Humble Pussy
What fussy men (and some fussy women) do when they're stuck with a nagging wife and no way out of the house.
My dad got stuck with my mom and her nagging for a whole weekend. He had to eat humble pussy.
When the boss yelled at him for missing a deadline, he had no choice but to eat humble pussy.
After losing the bet, he had to wear a chicken suit and apologize. That's eating humble pussy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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