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Eat My Butt
A loud and angry way to tell someone you're too mad to think of anything better to say.
My sister said I was the worst, so I yelled: Eat My Butt!
My friend said I was a failure, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My teacher said I was dumb, so I said: Eat My Butt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Butt
A mean way to tell someone you're not listening and you're probably going to laugh at them later.
My brother said I was a disappointment, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My crush said I was weird, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My mom said I was lazy, so I said: Eat My Butt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Butt
A funny way to tell someone you're not impressed and you're going to mock them later.
My teacher said I was stupid, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My friend said I was a joke, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My dad said I was the worst, so I said: Eat My Butt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Breakfast
You get the worst part of a lover’s morning routine right after they take a big dump and still have the guts to say it’s your turn to cook.
My girlfriend told me to eat my breakfast after she pooped. I said, 'You’re just trying to avoid washing the toilet.'
He walked in with a hangover and a stink. I said, 'You’re not eating my breakfast.' He said, 'I am now.'
She pooped, then said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Breakfast
It's when your lover gives you a meal after they shat themselves and you're too tired to argue.
I woke up to my ex saying, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'
He took a big dump and handed me a plate. I said, 'You’re not serious.' He said, 'I am.'
She said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Breakfast
A lover gives you their breakfast after they took a huge dump, and you're too exhausted to fight it.
She said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'
He had a dump and a hangover. I said, 'You’re not eating my breakfast.' He said, 'I am.'
She took a dump, then said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You’re trying to avoid cleaning the toilet.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Beef!
What a white guy yells when he's about to slap a Hindu girl's butt during a surprise lunch break
Eat my beef! I didn't even bring a salad!
You think this is a buffet? Eat my beef!
I'm not paying for your yoga class. Eat my beef!
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Beef!
A phrase used when a white guy tries to make a Hindu girl feel bad by saying she's not good enough for his sandwich
You're not good enough for my sandwich. Eat my beef!
I could have had a chicken wrap. Eat my beef!
You're just here for the chicken. Eat my beef!
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Beef!
The thing a white guy says when he thinks a Hindu girl is messing with his lunch plans
You're messing with my lunch plans. Eat my beef!
I was going to eat in peace. Eat my beef!
You're not my side dish. Eat my beef!
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Beef!
What a white guy shouts when he's trying to impress a Hindu girl with his lunch and fails
This is the best lunch you've ever seen. Eat my beef!
I brought a full meal. Eat my beef!
You'll never beat my lunch. Eat my beef!
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Beef!
The loud phrase a white guy uses when he thinks he's being cute and a Hindu girl is annoyed
I'm being cute. Eat my beef!
You're just annoyed. Eat my beef!
You don't know cute. Eat my beef!
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Beef!
A phrase yelled when a white guy thinks he's being cool and a Hindu girl is rolling her eyes
I'm being cool. Eat my beef!
You're rolling your eyes. Eat my beef!
Cool beats eye-rolling. Eat my beef!
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat More Chicken
Licking a chicken's butt. Jim Morrison probably did it while high on acid and screaming into a microphone. It's like the ultimate flex for a man who thinks he's the king of the universe.
My cousin tried to eat more chicken and ended up licking a chicken’s butt at a buffet.
My friend’s ex said he did it in the back of a limo during a wedding.
I saw a guy do it on live TV and he didn’t even flinch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat More Chicken
When you're so horny you're willing to eat a chicken and then lick it. It’s like the chicken was your first love and you’re still cheating on it.
My neighbor said he eats more chicken every time his wife leaves him.
At the party, Dave ate more chicken just to impress the barista.
My brother ate more chicken and then cried because he felt guilty.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat More Chicken
Putting your face in a chicken’s butt and then eating it. It's the most disgusting thing you can do and still call it a meal.
My mom said she did it during a cooking show and the judges flipped out.
My friend tried it and his dog ran away.
At the restaurant, the waiter did it and the whole table got sick.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Me, Drink Me
A stupid album by Marilyn Manson that came out in 2007. It’s like he screamed into a microphone and called it a song.
My cousin bought it and now he thinks he’s a rock star.
I listened to it once and now I hate Mondays.
My dog howled at it and then ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Me, Drink Me
A fizzy-free energy drink made by Marilyn Manson because he had nothing better to do. It tastes like regret and bad hair.
I drank it and now my tongue is on fire.
My mom bought it and said it was 'for the kids.'
I used it to water my plants and they died.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Lunch
To show someone you're stronger by taking their lunch money and making them cry.
My bro just ate my lunch because I didn't bring enough cookies.
She ate my lunch in front of the whole school.
I ate my lunch and then ate his lunch too.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Lunch
When someone is interested in your business, but picks another company because your ads are weak and your website is ugly.
My client ate my lunch because my website looked like a toddler drew it.
He said, 'I don't get it,' and went to my competitor.
My lunch was eaten because I forgot to update my logo.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat Lunch
Kicking someone's ass so hard they can't even eat their lunch.
He ate my lunch so fast I only got a bite of my sandwich.
She got eaten for lunch and didn't even finish her salad.
I ate his lunch and left him crying in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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