Eat My Butt

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A way to tell someone you think they're stupid and you're too lazy to argue with them.
My math teacher said I failed, so I texted her: Eat My Butt.
My friend called me a loser, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner, so I said: Eat My Butt.
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A rude way to say you don't care what they say and you're probably mad.
My dad said I was messy, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My crush ignored me, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My brother said I was a crybaby, so I said: Eat My Butt.
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A loud and angry way to tell someone you're too mad to think of anything better to say.
My sister said I was the worst, so I yelled: Eat My Butt!
My friend said I was a failure, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My teacher said I was dumb, so I said: Eat My Butt.
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A mean way to tell someone you're not listening and you're probably going to laugh at them later.
My brother said I was a disappointment, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My crush said I was weird, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My mom said I was lazy, so I said: Eat My Butt.
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A funny way to tell someone you're not impressed and you're going to mock them later.
My teacher said I was stupid, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My friend said I was a joke, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My dad said I was the worst, so I said: Eat My Butt.
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