Eat My Breakfast

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You get the worst part of a lover’s morning routine right after they take a big dump and still have the guts to say it’s your turn to cook.

My girlfriend told me to eat my breakfast after she pooped. I said, 'You’re just trying to avoid washing the toilet.'

He walked in with a hangover and a stink. I said, 'You’re not eating my breakfast.' He said, 'I am now.'

She pooped, then said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'

It's when your lover gives you a meal after they shat themselves and you're too tired to argue.

I woke up to my ex saying, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'

He took a big dump and handed me a plate. I said, 'You’re not serious.' He said, 'I am.'

She said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'

A lover gives you their breakfast after they took a huge dump, and you're too exhausted to fight it.

She said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'

He had a dump and a hangover. I said, 'You’re not eating my breakfast.' He said, 'I am.'

She took a dump, then said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You’re trying to avoid cleaning the toilet.'