Eat My Breakfast
A lover gives you their breakfast after they took a huge dump, and you're too exhausted to fight it.
She said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'
He had a dump and a hangover. I said, 'You’re not eating my breakfast.' He said, 'I am.'
She took a dump, then said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You’re trying to avoid cleaning the toilet.'