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Eat My Shorts, man
You big lout you just told me to eat your shorts so I’m gonna make you do it the hard way. I’m gonna rip your shorts off and force you to chomp them like a feral dog.
My cousin said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'watch me eat your shorts and then I'll eat your face.'
My brother yelled 'eat my shorts' and I threw them in his mouth and said 'now eat them.'
At school, my friend said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'no, you eat mine.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts, man
You just told me to eat your shorts, so I’m gonna stuff them in your mouth and make you chew them like they’re a snack.
At the park, my friend said 'eat my shorts' and I shoved them in his mouth and said 'now eat.'
My mom said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat you.'
My teacher said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat your shorts and your lunch.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts, man
You said 'eat my shorts' so I’m gonna make you eat them like they’re a sandwich and you’re the hungry kid at lunch.
My friend said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your lunch.'
My dad said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your cookies.'
At the mall, my cousin said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your face.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts
A cartoon kid's way of telling someone to go to hell and chew up his pants like a dog.
"Eat my shorts!" he yelled, then went back to playing video games and eating donuts.
He screamed it at the teacher after she gave him a detention for drawing on the desk.
He said it to his brother when he took his last snack.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts
A less gross version of telling someone to eat your butt, used in a movie about rich kids who hate each other.
He said it to his best friend after they got into a huge fight in the hallway.
She yelled it at him during lunch when he stole her sandwich.
He said it after she told him he looked like a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts
Giving someone your pants to eat, like you're trying to get rid of them.
He said it to his little brother when he spilled juice on his shirt.
She told her friend after she took all the candy.
He said it when his friend ruined his lunch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts
A cartoon kid's way of saying he wants someone to eat his pants because he's mad.
He said it after his mom took away his video game.
He yelled it at his brother for stealing his snack.
He said it when his teacher gave him a time-out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts
A funny movie series from Montreal where people make other people laugh and say weird stuff.
He watched it on a rainy day and laughed until he cried.
She said it was the best thing she had ever seen.
He said it was funnier than his brother's jokes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts
A cartoon kid's clean version of telling someone to eat his butt.
He said it when his friend called him a nerd.
He yelled it after his teacher called him lazy.
He said it when his brother took his last snack.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Shorts
Bart Simpson is super mad and tells you to eat his shorts before he skates away and gets bored.
He said it when his mom took away his video game.
He yelled it at his brother for stealing his snack.
He said it after he failed his math test.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A fancy way for two white guys to greet each other like they’re kings. If it’s someone else, you change the word to match their race. It’s not racist, it’s just how it works. If you’re straight and you call another straight guy that, it’s funny. If you’re gay and you say it, I don’t need your gay nonsense.
Hey bro, Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole!
You call me that, I call you that. That’s how it goes.
He called me that in front of my mom. I was so mad, I ate my whole dinner.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A greeting for white men only. If you’re not white, you change the word to fit your skin color. If both guys are straight, it’s a joke. If one is gay, that’s just extra drama. It’s also a way to show love between best friends.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole, and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
We use that phrase like it’s our own special language.
When my homie said that, I knew we were best friends forever.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A fancy greeting only for white guys. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a laugh. If a gay guy uses it, that’s just extra drama. It can also be a sign of friendship, no matter what color you are.
He called me that in the middle of class. I had to go to the bathroom to hide my laugh.
We say it to each other every day. It’s like our own secret code.
When my best friend said that, I knew he meant it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A greeting for white men only. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a joke. If you’re gay and you say it, I don’t need your extra drama. It can also be a sign of love between best friends, no matter what color you are.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole in front of the whole class. I laughed so hard, I cried.
We say it to each other like it’s our own special language.
When my best friend said that, I knew he meant it with all his heart.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A greeting only for white guys. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a laugh. If a gay guy uses it, that’s just extra drama. It can also be a sign of love between best friends, no matter what color you are.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole in the middle of a test. I couldn’t stop laughing.
We say it to each other every day, like it’s our own special language.
When my homie said that, I knew we were best friends forever.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Dinner
When you take a bite so big it feels like you swallowed a whole pizza and a curse from the devil
My mom said, 'Eat my dinner, or I'll make you eat my dinner again.'
He said, 'Eat my dinner, or I'll throw you out the window.'
She yelled, 'Eat my dinner, or I'll feed you to the dog.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Dinner
When you eat so much food it looks like you're trying to beat the world record for being full
My brother said, 'Eat my dinner, and don't you dare complain about it.'
My dad said, 'Eat my dinner, or I'll make you eat my dinner for the rest of your life.'
My sister said, 'Eat my dinner, or I'll make you eat my dinner and your dinner.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Dinner
When you take a bite so big it looks like you're trying to eat a whole cow in one go
My mom said, 'Eat my dinner, or I'll make you eat my dinner until you're sick.'
He said, 'Eat my dinner, or I'll make you eat my dinner and then I'll make you eat my dinner again.'
She said, 'Eat my dinner, or I'll make you eat my dinner and then I'll make you eat my dinner and then I'll make you eat my dinner again.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Butt
A way to tell someone you think they're stupid and you're too lazy to argue with them.
My math teacher said I failed, so I texted her: Eat My Butt.
My friend called me a loser, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner, so I said: Eat My Butt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Eat My Butt
A rude way to say you don't care what they say and you're probably mad.
My dad said I was messy, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My crush ignored me, so I said: Eat My Butt.
My brother said I was a crybaby, so I said: Eat My Butt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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