Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole

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A fancy way for two white guys to greet each other like they’re kings. If it’s someone else, you change the word to match their race. It’s not racist, it’s just how it works. If you’re straight and you call another straight guy that, it’s funny. If you’re gay and you say it, I don’t need your gay nonsense.
Hey bro, Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole!
You call me that, I call you that. That’s how it goes.
He called me that in front of my mom. I was so mad, I ate my whole dinner.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A greeting for white men only. If you’re not white, you change the word to fit your skin color. If both guys are straight, it’s a joke. If one is gay, that’s just extra drama. It’s also a way to show love between best friends.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole, and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
We use that phrase like it’s our own special language.
When my homie said that, I knew we were best friends forever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fancy greeting only for white guys. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a laugh. If a gay guy uses it, that’s just extra drama. It can also be a sign of friendship, no matter what color you are.
He called me that in the middle of class. I had to go to the bathroom to hide my laugh.
We say it to each other every day. It’s like our own secret code.
When my best friend said that, I knew he meant it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A greeting for white men only. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a joke. If you’re gay and you say it, I don’t need your extra drama. It can also be a sign of love between best friends, no matter what color you are.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole in front of the whole class. I laughed so hard, I cried.
We say it to each other like it’s our own special language.
When my best friend said that, I knew he meant it with all his heart.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A greeting only for white guys. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a laugh. If a gay guy uses it, that’s just extra drama. It can also be a sign of love between best friends, no matter what color you are.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole in the middle of a test. I couldn’t stop laughing.
We say it to each other every day, like it’s our own special language.
When my homie said that, I knew we were best friends forever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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