Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A greeting for white men only. If you’re not white, you change the word to fit your skin color. If both guys are straight, it’s a joke. If one is gay, that’s just extra drama. It’s also a way to show love between best friends.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole, and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
We use that phrase like it’s our own special language.
When my homie said that, I knew we were best friends forever.