Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A greeting for white men only. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a joke. If you’re gay and you say it, I don’t need your extra drama. It can also be a sign of love between best friends, no matter what color you are.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole in front of the whole class. I laughed so hard, I cried.
We say it to each other like it’s our own special language.
When my best friend said that, I knew he meant it with all his heart.