Eat My Shorts, man
You just told me to eat your shorts, so I’m gonna stuff them in your mouth and make you chew them like they’re a snack.
At the park, my friend said 'eat my shorts' and I shoved them in his mouth and said 'now eat.'
My mom said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat you.'
My teacher said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat your shorts and your lunch.'