Eat It & Beat It

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When a guy licks a girl's pussy, gets her wet, and then bolts like he just saw a ghost.

He ate her and left her hanging, like she was a broken toaster.

He sucked her off and vanished, like he didn't even know her name.

He got her going and then ran, like he was being chased by a fella with a mop.

Licking a girl's snatch and then having to jerk off because she's too tight to let you in.

He ate her and then had to jerk off like he was doing a math test.

He sucked her and then had to beat it like he was in a race with a chicken.

He gave her head and then had to jizz like he was running for president.

A guy's happy to give a girl head if it means he gets to bang her later, especially if she's hot.

He'd lick her just so he could bang her, like she was a free appetizer.

He gave her head because he wanted her, like she was a main dish.

He sucked her off just to get in her pants, like she was a five-star restaurant.

Licking a girl's snatch and then banging her like she owes you money.

He licked her and then spanked her like she was a stray cat.

He gave her head and then beat her like she was a punching bag.

He sucked her and then pounded her like she was a cheap drink.

Masturbating right after a meal, like you're too full for anything else.

He ate a burger and then jizzed like he was on a mission.

He devoured pizza and then jerked off like he was doing a dance.

He gobbled down fries and then beat it like he was in a competition.

Getting food from your girl and then slamming her like she was a buffet.

He made her cook and then slammed her like she was a meal deal.

He told her to make him a sandwich and then banged her like she was a snack.

He made her cook and then beat her like she was a takeaway.

Getting your girl to cook for you and then banging her like she was a free appetizer.

He made her cook and then pounded her like she was a side dish.

He told her to make him a meal and then beat her like she was a snack.

He made her cook and then slammed her like she was a five-star dish.