Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone faceplants into dirt so hard it looks like they were trying to dig a hole and failed.

My cousin ate dirt so bad he looked like a failed excavator.

He ran into a tree and ate the ground like it was his last meal.

That kid fell off a cliff and ate a whole hill.

2

You shout this when you throw your frisbee and it goes way off course. The ‘Eat’ is loud, the ‘Dick’ is like a squeaky toy.

He threw the disc and screamed ‘EAT DICK’ like he was mad at a squirrel.

I yelled it so loud the whole park heard me.

She screamed it during a game and everyone laughed for five minutes.

3

What you call someone who can’t focus and gets distracted by everything, even a fly on their nose.

He got distracted by a fly and forgot the whole test.

She was eating a sandwich and suddenly started talking about her pet goldfish.

He looked up from his phone and forgot what he was doing.

4

When you fall so hard it feels like your legs are trying to kick your butt for falling.

He hit the ground so hard his legs went up like he was doing a backflip.

She fell and kicked her legs like she was trying to run.

That guy fell so hard his legs kicked the sky.

5

The best phrase in the whole wide world. It’s perfect for any situation. No exceptions.

It’s the best phrase ever and no one can argue.

It’s the ultimate comeback. No one can beat it.

That phrase is fire and it’s the best.

6

When you eat a big one and it’s so big it feels like you swallowed a whole cow.

He ate a big one and it was like he swallowed a cow.

She bit into that big one and it was like she was eating a whole animal.

That guy ate a big one and it was like he was being eaten by a cow.

7

A rude way to tell someone to shut up when they are being annoying and you’re tired of their nonsense.

He told her to eat dick because she was being annoying.

She screamed it at him when he wouldn’t stop talking.

He yelled it in the middle of a loud room and everyone laughed.