Eat Club

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A place where you can eat whatever you want, as much as you want, without anyone giving you hell about it. No guilt. No shame. Just food and joy.
"I ordered three plates. My friend said, 'You're a legend.'"
"My mom called and asked why I ate a whole cake. I said, 'Because I'm in the Eat Club.'"
"I brought a pizza to the Eat Club. No one asked me to split it."
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The fancy-ass, elitist eating groups at Princeton where rich kids hang out, eat fancy food, and party like they own the place. Some you have to fight for. Others you just walk in.
"I tried to get into the Eat Club. They asked me to do push-ups. I failed. Now I eat cereal for dinner."
"My cousin got into the Eat Club. He now eats gourmet food and thinks he’s better than me."
"I tried to join the Eat Club. They said I was 'too basic.'"
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A group of food lovers who meet up to try weird stuff, eat like it’s their last meal, and make the restaurant owners happy. It’s like a food party but with more meat.
"I joined the Eat Club. Now I eat tacos for breakfast, pizza for lunch, and sushi for dinner."
"The Eat Club tried a new restaurant. We ate so much, the waiter called us 'the food gods.'"
"My friend joined the Eat Club. Now she eats like a horse and still fits in her pants."
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