Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you drink so much beer so fast your brain explodes and your stomach begs for mercy.

I ate beer like it was my last meal.

At the party, I ate beer until the floor started talking back to me.

He ate beer so hard the barista called the cops.

2

Drinking so much beer so fast it feels like your insides are doing the macarena.

She ate beer like it was a fire alarm.

I ate beer and my friend became a couch.

He ate beer and the lights started blinking at him.

3

When you drink beer so fast your bladder screams and your liver gives up.

He ate beer and his pants became a tent.

I ate beer and my dog started singing.

She ate beer and the ceiling fell down.

4

A beer-eating session is when your mouth becomes a portal to the void of drunkenness.

I ate beer and my boss became a ghost.

He ate beer and his mom called the hospital.

They ate beer and the pizza got jealous.

5

When you drink so much beer so fast it feels like your brain is doing a karate chop on your soul.

She ate beer and her brother started talking to the walls.

I ate beer and my phone started crying.

He ate beer and the bar became a spaceship.