Eat Beat Sleep

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Chowing down on some food, jacking off, and then passing out like a sack of potatoes.

I ate a whole pizza, then I jacked off, and I passed out on the couch like I was dead.

Had a burger, cummed, and fell asleep on the floor. I woke up with a mouth full of crumbs.

Eaten, jerked off, and slept like I was knocked out with a brick.

A day that starts with food, ends with a climax, and finishes with you snoring like a donkey.

Ate a sandwich, came, and snored like I was in a war.

Had breakfast, jacked off, and snored so loud my dog ran out of the house.

Took a bite, got a load, and slept like I was stuffed with bricks.