Eat Bulaga

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Eat Bulaga is a stupid kid game like Peekaboo but way more annoying. It’s been around forever and has nothing to do with that annoying TV show.
My cousin plays it every day like it’s the last day on Earth.
My brother thinks he’s the best at it just because he hides behind a couch once.
My mom yells at me for playing it during dinner like I’m wasting food.
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From IT BULAGA! Ericka talks and texts like she’s the Queen of the Universe. She lectures like the sky is falling, but she’s just hiding behind her phone.
Ericka says the world is ending because of a text message. I just said 'Okay' and she screamed at me.
She says I’m going to hell if I don’t believe her. I just went to sleep.
She’s the Goddess Magna Cum Laude Imee Marcos, but she’s just a manager at 7-11.
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