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Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What you yell when someone’s insults are so bad they’re like a fruit that’s been sitting in the sun too long.

My cousin called me a ‘weak sauce’ and I said, ‘Eat a prune, you prune-eating prune.’

My teacher said I was ‘not trying’ and I told her to eat a prune and go sit with the prune people.

My friend said I was ‘boring’ and I said, ‘Eat a prune, I’m the prune of your life.’

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Eat a prune

Eat a prune: The worst thing you can say to someone who already has a bad day.

My brother said I was ‘worse than his ex’ and I told him to eat a prune and go cry in the prune closet.

My boss said I was ‘not meeting expectations’ and I told him to eat a prune and go back to the prune office.

My crush said I was ‘not his type’ and I told him to eat a prune and go be a prune with his ex.

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Eat a prune

Eat a prune: The phrase you use when someone is so annoying they remind you of a prune that’s been in a sock for a week.

My friend said I was ‘not fun’ and I told him to eat a prune and go sit with the prune squad.

My mom said I was ‘not cleaning my room’ and I told her to eat a prune and go live in the prune house.

My dog said I was ‘not a good owner’ and I told him to eat a prune and go bark at the prune mailman.

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Eat a pretzel

A fancy way of saying you’re going to die from eating too much junk

You just ate three bags of chips and a whole pretzel. Eat a pretzel.

After that fourth pizza slice, I told him to eat a pretzel.

She ate the whole pretzel and half the bag of candy. Eat a pretzel.

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Eat a pretzel

A very rude way of telling someone they’re going to be sick from eating too much

He ate the whole pretzel and then the whole bag of cookies. Eat a pretzel.

I told her to eat a pretzel after she ate the whole cake.

He ate the pretzel and then the pizza. Eat a pretzel.

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Eat a pretzel

A very strong way of telling someone they’re going to be dead from eating too much

He ate the pretzel, the cake, and the whole bag of chips. Eat a pretzel.

She ate so much, I told her to eat a pretzel.

After the whole pizza and the pretzel, I told him to eat a pretzel.

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Eat a polo mint day

A day when every person should chomp down a polo mint, and if they don't, their friend should punch them in the face

My buddy ate a polo mint and I got jealous. Now I'm gonna hit him.

I didn't eat a polo mint. My friend just threw a chair at me.

Today is polo mint day. I ate one. My cousin ate three. My uncle ate one and then cried.

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Eat a polo mint day

A day when everyone must snack on a polo mint or else they're officially the worst person ever

I skipped polo mint day. Now I'm the worst person. My mom is mad.

My friend ate a polo mint. I didn't. Now I'm the worst.

I ate a polo mint. My brother didn't. He's the worst now.

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Eat a polo mint day

A day when you get to eat a polo mint, and if you don't, you're just a sad, cursed human being

I ate a polo mint. I'm not cursed. My friend is.

My cousin skipped polo mint day. Now he's cursed and won't stop crying.

I didn't eat a polo mint. I'm cursed. My dog is cursed too.

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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you try to be fancy and end up with a mess so bad it’s like you swallowed a whole bag of giant, juicy, screaming dicks straight from hell.

I tried to fix the code, now it’s broken and I’m crying.

My dating profile said 'sophisticated', now I’m on a first date with a guy who thinks 'sophisticated' means he can wear socks with sandals.

I tried to look cool, now my dog looks at me like I failed a math test.

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Eat a phenomenal dick

That feeling when you thought you were being smart, but you were actually being a dumbass and now you’re stuck with the consequences of your dumbassery.

I thought I was saving time, now I’ve got three more problems to solve.

I tried to impress my boss, now I’m the one who needs to be impressed.

I tried to be funny, now everyone’s laughing at me.

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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you make a big deal out of nothing and then get crushed by the tiny thing you ignored.

I yelled at the printer for not working, but I forgot to plug it in.

I got mad at my friend for not texting me back, but he was at a funeral.

I got all worked up about my hair, but I had a bug in my ear.

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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you try to be the hero but end up being the villain of your own story because you’re too dumb to realize it.

I tried to be the cool guy, but now I’m the guy who spilled coffee on his pants.

I tried to save the day, but I messed up the whole plan.

I tried to be the boss, but my employees laughed at me.

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Eat a phenomenal dick

The shock and horror of realizing that your brain is full of hot garbage and you’re just going to end up with a mouth full of hot garbage.

I tried to be smart, but my brain just screamed at me.

I thought I was being clever, but I was just being silly.

I made a decision, but it was like I was drunk and confused.

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Eat a peach

This phrase came from a fancy poem where a guy was too scared to do simple things, like eating a peach, because he was a total wimp. It’s like being too scared to choose pizza over chicken nuggets.

My math teacher said, 'Eat a peach!' after I cried during a pop quiz.

My cousin said, 'Eat a peach, loser!' when I couldn’t decide between red or blue socks.

My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' when I failed my science test for the third time.

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Eat a peach

A dirty word for going down on a girl. Like licking a pizza with a lot of cheese on it, but it’s a girl’s private part instead of pizza.

My friend texted me, 'Eat a peach!' after I asked if he wanted to go to the movies.

My dad said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw my mom in the hallway.

My crush said, 'Eat a peach!' when I asked him out.

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Eat a peach

When a lesbian says 'Eat a peach' to shut up a boss or a mean person. It’s like giving someone a big slap in the face but with words.

My aunt said, 'Eat a peach!' to the principal after he yelled at her for wearing a hat.

My neighbor said, 'Eat a peach!' to the mailman when he was late.

My friend said, 'Eat a peach!' to the teacher after she failed her math test.

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Eat a peach

When you eat ass all day like it’s your job. It’s like working at a restaurant and eating the food instead of serving it.

My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' after he ate ass for six hours straight.

My mom said, 'Eat a peach!' when my dad ate ass for the entire weekend.

My crush said, 'Eat a peach!' when he had to eat ass during his lunch break.

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Eat a peach

When you go down on a girl. It’s like eating a big sandwich but with a girl’s private part instead of bread and meat.

My friend said, 'Eat a peach!' after he asked me out on a date.

My dad said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw my mom in the kitchen.

My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw my cousin in the hallway.

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Eat a peach

A line from a movie where a guy went down on a girl for hours. It’s like eating a big pizza and not stopping until you’re full.

My friend said, 'Eat a peach!' after he saw the movie for the first time.

My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' when he asked me out on a date.

My mom said, 'Eat a peach!' when she saw my dad in the kitchen.

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