Discover Slang

Eat a star

You’re so out of your mind you think the stars are cookies and you’re gonna eat them all.

I ate a star and now I’m floating.

I told my sister, 'I’m eating stars.' She said, 'I’m eating your sanity.'

I ate a star and my brain exploded. It was good.

Tell someone to eat a shoe when they’re being a total pain in the ass. It’s like telling them to go to hell but with more shoe-related punishment.

My brother kept bugging me for hours, so I told him to eat a shoe.

My teacher said I had to stay after class, so I told her to eat a shoe.

My dog barked at me for no reason, so I told him to eat a shoe.

When you eat a shoe, you’re doing something awesome, unexpected, or just being a total legend. It’s like saying you’re the hero of the day.

My friend helped me cheat on the test, so he ate the shoe.

She finally talked to me after two weeks of silence, so she ate the shoe.

He came to my rescue when I got in trouble, so he ate the shoe.

When you’d rather eat a shoe than do what someone told you to do. It’s like saying you’re so fed up you’d rather swallow a foot.

I’d rather eat a shoe than do my math homework.

She’d rather eat a shoe than go to the party.

He’d rather eat a shoe than clean his room.

When you’re so angry you rip off your shoes and start chomping them like they’re a big bowl of cereal.

He got so mad he ate a shoe right in front of the whole class.

She screamed so loud she ate a shoe during lunch.

He was so angry he ate a shoe and then threw the other one at me.

Shoes that are made for eating food and getting lucky with a woman. They’re like the original sneaker with a side of fun.

He wore his eat-a-shoe shoes to the party and got lucky with two girls.

My sister’s eat-a-shoe shoes are the best for dancing and flirting.

He bought new eat-a-shoe shoes because he’s always eating and getting lucky.

When a guy eats out a fat pussy that smells and looks like a shoe. It’s like having a shoe in your mouth and eating it.

He said he ate out a shoe and it was the best thing ever.

My friend told me he ate out a shoe and it was so gross.

He got so turned on he ate out a shoe and forgot about the test.

To get high on weed while pretending you're not, usually when you're with people who would laugh at you if they knew you smoked.

Bro, I'm eating a sandwich at the mall. Don't tell my mom.

I just ate a sandwich in my teacher's office. She didn't even notice.

I'm eating a sandwich in the principal's car. He's gonna fire me.

What skinny people get told by fat people who are jealous of their looks and wish they could be thin too.

You're so skinny, you look like a bag of chips. I eat a sandwich and I still feel fat.

You're eating a sandwich and I'm just sitting here looking like a hot dog.

You're eating a sandwich, and I'm eating a whole sandwich and still feel like a hot dog.

A fake way of saying you're high, used by people who don't want their kids to know they smoke weed but still tell them about their stupid love life.

I told my kids I was eating a sandwich, but I was really high.

I said I was eating a sandwich, but I was actually high and had a threesome.

I told my kids I was eating a sandwich, but I was high and I had a threesome.

What a fat, jealous woman yells at a thin woman because she's mad that the thin woman is attractive and might steal her man.

You're eating a sandwich and I'm eating a whole sandwich and still look like a hot dog.

You're eating a sandwich and you're still beautiful. I'm eating a whole sandwich and I look like a hot dog.

You're eating a sandwich and I'm just sitting here looking like a hot dog.

When a guy sucks another guy's penis while he's stuck inside another guy's butt.

I was eating a sandwich and I got stuck inside a guy's butt and had to suck his penis.

I was eating a sandwich and got stuck in a guy's butt and had to suck his penis.

I was eating a sandwich, got stuck in a guy's butt, and had to suck his penis.

When you go out with a girl just because you like how she looks, not because you actually like her.

I went out with her because she looked hot. I didn't even care if she was a bad listener.

I went out with her because she looked like a sandwich. I didn't even care if she talked too much.

I went out with her because she looked like a bag of chips. I didn't even care if she talked too much.

When someone does something super dumb, even if they're usually not dumb.

I ate a sandwich in my teacher's office. That was dumb.

I ate a sandwich in my principal's car. That was super dumb.

I ate a sandwich in my mom's kitchen. That was the dumbest thing I ever did.

Eat a rag

A stupid insult that means someone is being a total idiot and should be used only when someone is being extra annoying. It's like the dumbest thing you can say to someone who isn't even worth your breath.

My brother said 'Eat a rag' because I spilled soda on his homework.

My friend said 'Eat a rag' because I forgot to bring snacks to the movie.

My mom said 'Eat a rag' because I told her I was going to fail my math test.

Eat a rag

A ridiculous insult that people use when they're either being mean or just trying to be funny. It's like the dumbest way to get back at someone.

My teacher said 'Eat a rag' because I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My cousin said 'Eat a rag' because I ate all the pizza.

My friend said 'Eat a rag' because I won the video game battle.

Eat a puss rex

A guy who eats pussy so good he could be king of the ass.

He ate my pussy like it was his last meal.

My friend’s dog tried to eat his pussy and got kicked out of the house.

He eats pussy so good, my grandma asked for his number.

Eat a puss rex

A man who eats pussy so hard, it’s like he’s fighting a giant sandwich.

He ate my pussy so fast, I got dizzy.

He ate his girlfriend’s pussy and then asked for seconds.

He ate a pussy so hard, the neighbor called the cops.

Eat a puss rex

A guy who eats pussy like it’s a free meal at a buffet.

He ate my pussy and then asked for a soda.

He ate his sister’s pussy and then said it was okay.

He ate a pussy so fast, the waiter asked for a tip.