Eat a sandwich
What a fat, jealous woman yells at a thin woman because she's mad that the thin woman is attractive and might steal her man.
You're eating a sandwich and I'm eating a whole sandwich and still look like a hot dog.
You're eating a sandwich and you're still beautiful. I'm eating a whole sandwich and I look like a hot dog.
You're eating a sandwich and I'm just sitting here looking like a hot dog.