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Eat arse
You’re so ravenous you could eat a donkey’s backside if it got in your way.
She said she’d eat arse if she had to eat salad again
He said he’d eat arse if his mom came over
My cousin said he’d eat arse if he had to eat breakfast food
Eat arse
You say this to people who brag so much they think they’re gods, or they think other people are gods.
He called his teacher a dasha and said he’d eat arse
She said her brother was a dasha and would eat arse
My friend called the principal a dasha and said he’d eat arse
Eat antitoxins
When you throw a middle finger at someone who’s being extra toxic and annoying.
I just ate antitoxins because my cousin called me a doofus for 10 minutes straight.
My boss said I was lazy, so I sent him a meme and said, 'Eat antitoxins.'
My friend got yelled at by her mom, so I texted her, 'Eat antitoxins, I feel you.'
Eat antitoxins
A magical way to make someone’s bad attitude disappear like it never existed.
I saw my brother argue with his best friend, so I told him to eat antitoxins.
My teacher was being a pain, so I sent her a meme and said, 'Eat antitoxins, loser.'
My friend got roasted by his crush, and I sent him a meme saying, 'Eat antitoxins, bro.'
Eat antitoxins
A way to tell someone they’re so toxic, they’re like a bad pizza.
I got yelled at by my dog, so I said, 'Eat antitoxins, you mangy mutt.'
My sister said I was messy, so I told her, 'Eat antitoxins, you’re a disaster too.'
My friend called me a nerd, so I said, 'Eat antitoxins, I’m the king of nerds.'
Eat antitoxins
A middle finger in meme form, used when someone is being extra annoying.
I got called a dweeb, so I told him, 'Eat antitoxins, I’m the dweeb king.'
My friend’s mom screamed at him, so I texted him, 'Eat antitoxins, I feel you.'
My teacher was being mean, so I sent her a meme and said, 'Eat antitoxins, you’re the worst.'
Eat antitoxins
A way to tell someone their bad attitude is so bad, it needs medicine.
I got called a dummy, so I told him, 'Eat antitoxins, I’m the dummy king.'
My brother got yelled at, so I said, 'Eat antitoxins, I know how you feel.'
My friend got roasted, so I told him, 'Eat antitoxins, I feel your pain.'
Eat and heat
When you use your mouth to make someone super horny and then cook them.
My cousin got eaten and heated by the mailman. He’s still twitching.
She said she’d eat and heat me if I didn’t stop talking about my ex.
I got eaten and heated by my boss. Now I work from home.
Eat and heat
Putting your mouth to work on someone like a grill.
He said he’d eat and heat me if I didn’t stop eating his snacks.
My mom ate and heated my dad. Now he’s distracted at dinner.
I got eaten and heated by my gym buddy. He’s still sweating.
Eat and heat
When you use your mouth to make someone’s brain explode with pleasure.
My sister ate and heated my brother. He’s now obsessed with her.
I ate and heated my crush. He asked me out.
My friend ate and heated his crush. Now they’re married.
Eat and heat
When you give someone a mouthful of joy and then burn them.
He ate and heated me in the parking lot. I still feel it.
My teacher ate and heated me. Now I get extra homework.
She ate and heated my brother. Now he’s distracted all day.
Eat and heat
When you use your mouth like a flame to make someone go wild.
I got eaten and heated by my neighbor. He’s been loud all week.
She ate and heated me during class. The teacher was confused.
My dad ate and heated my mom. Now they’re fighting.
Eat and YEET
You scarf down your food like it's your last meal and then sprint out of the restaurant like you're being chased by a gang of angry raccoons
I ate my burger and ran out before the bill even arrived. I left a mess and a confused waiter.
I finished my meal and bolted out the door like I was being chased by a pizza delivery guy.
I ate like a beast and ran like a coward. The check is still on the table. I don't care.
Eat and YEET
You stare at your food like it’s a math test and decide if you’re going to eat it or fling it like it’s your last enemy
I looked at my mystery meat and threw it across the cafeteria like it was my final exam.
I saw the lasagna and decided to fling it like I was trying to hit the ceiling.
I stared at my soup and flung it like it owed me money.
Eat and YEET
You go to a party just for the snacks and then sneak out like you're escaping a prison because you’re full and don’t want to talk to anyone
I came for the pizza and left before anyone could ask me how my day was.
I was there for the chips and sneaked out like I was running from the cops.
I arrived for the cake and exited like I had a date with a donut.
Eat and YEET
You’re so hungry you think you’ll eat, but then you realize it’ll make you puke like you’re on a food fight death match
I was starving, but I knew eating would make me puke like I had a food fight in my stomach.
I was so hungry I tried eating, and my stomach threw up like it was a wrestler.
I thought I’d eat, but my stomach fought back like it had a grudge.
Eat and YEET
You chow down and then make yourself throw up like you’re training for a food competition and you’re the worst contestant
I ate like I was going for gold and then puked like I lost the whole competition.
I devoured my meal and then threw up like I was trying to win a food fight and failed.
I ate like a champion and then puked like a loser.
Eat a thong
A loud way to tell someone to go to hell or to scram before you do something bad to them.
My mom said, 'Eat a thong!' when I spilled my cereal on the floor again.
He yelled, 'Eat a thong!' when his dog ate his homework.
She shouted, 'Eat a thong!' when her brother took her last slice of pizza.
Eat a thong
When you literally use your tongue to touch every part of a woman's thong. Might lead to trouble in the hallway or a new nickname.
He said, 'Eat a thong,' and then tried to lick her thong in the middle of the lunchroom.
She challenged him to 'Eat a thong' during gym class, and it ended with a detention.
He told her to 'Eat a thong' and then ran away when she chased him.
Eat a star
You’re so high you think the stars are snacks and you’re gonna chow them down like chips.
I just ate a star and my brain is now a fireworks show.
I looked up and said, 'I’m having a snack.'
My mom said I was eating the sky. I said, 'No, I’m eating stars.'
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