Eat and YEET - You go to a party just for the snacks and then sneak out lik

You go to a party just for the snacks and then sneak out like you're escaping a prison because you’re full and don’t want to talk to anyone

I came for the pizza and left before anyone could ask me how my day was.

I was there for the chips and sneaked out like I was running from the cops.

I arrived for the cake and exited like I had a date with a donut.