Eat a sandwich - A fake way of saying you're high, used by people who don't w

A fake way of saying you're high, used by people who don't want their kids to know they smoke weed but still tell them about their stupid love life.

I told my kids I was eating a sandwich, but I was really high.

I said I was eating a sandwich, but I was actually high and had a threesome.

I told my kids I was eating a sandwich, but I was high and I had a threesome.