Eat a sandwich - What skinny people get told by fat people who are jealous of

What skinny people get told by fat people who are jealous of their looks and wish they could be thin too.

You're so skinny, you look like a bag of chips. I eat a sandwich and I still feel fat.

You're eating a sandwich and I'm just sitting here looking like a hot dog.

You're eating a sandwich, and I'm eating a whole sandwich and still feel like a hot dog.