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Eat a peach
When Congress gave Donald Trump a peach, but he said no. It’s like giving someone a big pizza and they said no.
My dad said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw Donald Trump say no to a peach.
My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw Congress give Trump a peach.
My mom said, 'Eat a peach!' when she saw Donald Trump throw the peach away.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a mum's potatoes
When you take a big bite out of a mum's backside so hard her farts come out of her nose and she starts crying.
My cousin ate a mum's potatoes so hard he got a fart in his eye.
That kid ate a mum's potatoes and made her cry because of a nose fart.
At the park, a guy ate a mum's potatoes and the whole family started laughing.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a mum's potatoes
When you dig your face into a mum's arse so deep you pull out her hair and her smelly farts.
He ate a mum's potatoes so deep he got her hair and a stinky fart.
The girl dug her face into the mum's arse and pulled out a bunch of hair.
During dinner, the kid ate a mum's potatoes and made the whole table gag.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a mum's potatoes
When you bite so hard on a mum's backside her farts come out of her ears and she starts singing.
The kid bit so hard on the mum's arse her farts came out of her ears and she started singing.
He ate a mum's potatoes and made her fart so much she started singing.
At the school play, the kid ate a mum's potatoes and the mum farts sang a song.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a muffin
After doing something cool, you go out and waste some cash on yourself like a greedy kid who just got a million dollars.
I just passed my math test, so I went to the mall and bought three burgers.
She aced her interview, so she treated herself to a fancy pizza and a soda.
He finished his homework, so he went to the store and bought a bag of chips and a soda.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a muffin
Snatching someones pecker and flinging it at a dolphin like it was a game show.
He grabbed his friend's penis and threw it at a dolphin during the beach party.
She took her boyfriends junk and tossed it at a dolphin in the middle of the ocean.
At the zoo, he grabbed a strangers penis and threw it at a dolphin like it was the final round of Jeopardy.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a muffin
Enjoying the tasty treats she brings, like a hungry dog who just got a bone.
She brought cookies to the party, and everyone went wild like it was a cookie apocalypse.
He got a bag of candy, and he ate it all like it was the last day on Earth.
She brought her favorite cake, and everyone was screaming like it was the best day of their lives.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a muffin
A place full of cheese, wine, and people who talk too much.
France is the best place to eat cheese and drink wine while people talk about philosophy.
France is where I went to eat cheese, drink wine, and get confused by fancy people.
France is a country where people eat cheese, drink wine, and talk about life like it's a class project.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a lemon
A fancy way of telling someone to eat a giant, sour, smelly, half-rotten lemon that’s been sitting in a garbage can for a week. It’s like being insulted by a fruit that’s been abused by a kid.
You just called my mom a bad driver. Eat a lemon.
He missed the shot. Eat a lemon, buddy.
She told me my hair was a disaster. Eat a lemon, lady.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a lemon
When a hockey player is so bad at shooting that even the goalie laughs at them and throws the lemon in their face during a shootout.
He missed three times. Eat a lemon, moron.
The goalie just looked at him. Eat a lemon.
He tried to shoot and failed. Eat a lemon, loser.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a lemon
The most adorable thing ever, like a baby unicorn wearing a hat and eating a lemon that’s also a rainbow.
That baby unicorn eating a lemon? Eat a lemon, it’s cute.
The lemon was a rainbow. Eat a lemon, it’s beautiful.
The cutest thing I’ve ever seen? Eat a lemon, it’s adorable.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a kitchen
When you chow down on a hole that smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin ate a kitchen and now he's stuck in the bathroom crying.
She said she'd eat a kitchen if I gave her a dollar. I gave her ten.
He ate a kitchen during a Zoom call. It was awkward.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a kitchen
When you stuff your face with something that should be illegal and shouldn't exist.
I ate a kitchen after I lost a bet. It was the worst bet I ever made.
My dog ate a kitchen. He now smells like a used sock.
She ate a kitchen in front of her boss. She got fired.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a kitchen
When you take a bite so bad it feels like your soul is being dragged through a meat grinder.
He ate a kitchen and now he can't stop talking about it.
I ate a kitchen and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.
She ate a kitchen during a date. The date ended in a breakup.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a juul pod
When you lick a lady’s junk while she’s bleeding out like a broken faucet.
I ate a juul pod and got kicked out of the mall.
My cousin ate a juul pod and now he’s banned from the church.
She ate a juul pod and the whole class laughed at her.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a juul pod
When you go full beast mode on a woman’s period flow like it’s a buffet.
He ate a juul pod and got arrested.
I ate a juul pod and my mom called the cops.
She ate a juul pod and her brother had to clean up the mess.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a juul pod
When you put your face in a lady’s junk and she’s leaking like a broken hose.
I ate a juul pod and got a detention.
My friend ate a juul pod and the teacher threw him out.
She ate a juul pod and now she’s famous on TikTok.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a hot bowl of dicks
What Ice-T says to people who look like they just stepped out of a dumpster.
My mom said I looked like a hot bowl of dicks after I ate that whole pizza.
My teacher told me I was a hot bowl of dicks after I drew on the walls.
My friend called me a hot bowl of dicks because I forgot my lunch again.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a hot bowl of dicks
What Ice-T says to people who smell like old socks and regret.
My brother smelled like a hot bowl of dicks after he forgot to take out the trash for a month.
My dog ran into the trash can and became a hot bowl of dicks.
My cousin smelled like a hot bowl of dicks after he ate a whole bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a hot bowl of dicks
What Ice-T says to people who act like they own the place but don't.
My dad acted like a hot bowl of dicks when he tried to take my video game.
My neighbor yelled at me like a hot bowl of dicks for mowing his lawn.
My friend's mom acted like a hot bowl of dicks when she took my candy.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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