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Eat a gun
Shooting a gun into your own mouth like a f***ing idiot because you’re too lazy to just die properly.
My ex ate a gun because I told him I was dating his best friend.
The guy at the bar ate a gun after I told him I’d f***ing beat him up.
I ate a gun because my mom said I was a f***ing disappointment.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a gun
Sucking a f***ing cock so hard you wish you had a gun to end it all.
He ate a gun because his boss told him he was a f***ing failure.
She ate a gun after her dog peed on her brand new couch.
My uncle ate a gun because he had to f***ing mow the lawn.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a gun
Talking so much nonsense that even your own brain can’t follow what you’re saying.
He ate a gun because he tried to explain why he was late and it took 10 minutes.
She ate a gun because she tried to tell a joke but it was 20 minutes long.
My dad ate a gun because he tried to explain how to fix the TV and he broke it.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a gun
Putting a gun in your mouth like it’s the most f***ing dramatic way to die.
He ate a gun because his girlfriend left him for his best friend.
She ate a gun after her cat ate her favorite sock.
My brother ate a gun because he had to clean the toilet.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a furry day
On April 11th, you better be ready to chow down on every furry you see, or you’ll be the one getting eaten.
I saw a furry at the mall and I ate them like a snack.
My cousin tried to hide from me on April 11th, but I found them and ate them.
At school, I ate my teacher because they were a furry.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a furry day
December 7th is the day you eat a furry, and if you don’t, you’re just wasting a perfectly good day.
I ate my dog on December 7th because it was a furry and I was bored.
My mom tried to eat my dad on December 7th, but he ran away.
I ate my lunch on December 7th, but I also ate my neighbor because they were a furry.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a fruit roll up off it
When a guy or girl takes a fruit roll up and eats it straight off another guy's wiener, usually because they're desperate and no one else is around
I had to eat a fruit roll up off his cock because I was out of snacks and he was being a jackass.
She took one bite and said it tasted like regret and bubblegum.
He offered me a fruit roll up off his cock and I said no, but then I changed my mind.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a fruit roll up off it
A gross way to eat a fruit roll up by putting it on a guy's cock and then chewing it like it's a snack, usually when you're too lazy to use your hands
I just ate a fruit roll up off his cock because I was too tired to open a bag.
She put the roll up on his cock and said it was a snack challenge.
He let me eat a fruit roll up off his cock because he was too proud to say no.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a fruit roll up off it
When someone takes a fruit roll up and eats it off another guy's cock, usually because they want to make fun of him or just because they're hungry and mean
I ate a fruit roll up off his cock just to mess with him.
She took one bite and said it was the worst snack ever.
He let me eat a fruit roll up off his cock because he was too scared to say no.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a fruit roll up off it
The moment you put a fruit roll up on a guy's cock and take a bite, usually when you're being a total brat and no one else is around to help
I put a fruit roll up on his cock and took a bite just to be a pain.
He let me eat a fruit roll up off his cock because he didn't want to fight me.
She put the roll up on his cock and said it was a snack test.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a fruit roll up off it
When you eat a fruit roll up off a guy's cock, usually because you're too hungry, too lazy, or just too mean to do anything else
I ate a fruit roll up off his cock because I was too hungry to think.
He let me eat a fruit roll up off his cock because he was too tired to argue.
She took a bite and said it was the most annoying snack ever.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a freezie.
stick a freezie up your butt like it was a cock and you were trying to get it to work.
I ate a freezie so hard my face turned blue.
He ate a freezie in front of me and called me a faggot.
She ate a freezie and said it was better than my last job.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a freezie.
suck a freezie so hard you think you’re getting a blowjob from a kid.
I ate a freezie so fast I got a headache and a hard-on.
He ate a freezie in my DMs and said I was a disgrace.
She ate a freezie in class and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a freezie.
chew a freezie like it was a cock and you were trying to eat it alive.
He ate a freezie in the middle of a meeting and got fired.
I ate a freezie in front of my mom and she cried.
She ate a freezie and called me a piece of trash.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a dogshit
A boss's way of telling you to shut up and do the job, especially if you've been whining about how impossible it is.
'Eat a dogshit, I'm not paying you to complain.'
'I'm not even mad. I'm just eating a dogshit right now.'
'Eat a dogshit, I've had enough of your excuses.'
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a dogshit
A loud and angry way to tell someone they're being lazy and should get their act together.
'Eat a dogshit, I can't wait any longer!'
'You're not even trying. Eat a dogshit!'
'Eat a dogshit, I'm done with your laziness.'
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a dogshit
A colorful insult given when someone is being overly dramatic or ungrateful.
'Eat a dogshit, I did you a favor!'
'You're being too much. Eat a dogshit.'
'I gave you a chance. Eat a dogshit.'
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a dogshit
A strong way to tell someone they're being a total pain in the neck.
'Eat a dogshit, you're giving me a headache.'
'You're the worst. Eat a dogshit.'
'Eat a dogshit, I can't take it anymore.'
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a dogshit
A bold way of telling someone they're not as good as they think they are.
'Eat a dogshit, you're not even close to being good.'
'Eat a dogshit, I've seen better.'
'You're not even trying. Eat a dogshit.'
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell
If you wanna really roast a nigga you tell him to eat a dick with his dead momma down in hell where the devil burns your ass with a cheese grater and your big titty auntie is screaming in the background
Yo you ain't even got a chance man you gotta eat a dick with your dead momma in hell
Nigga I swear if you don't shut up I'm gonna make you eat a dick with your dead momma in hell
You think you got problems I eat a dick with my dead momma in hell and my uncle is drunk and dancing
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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