Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A boss's way of telling you to shut up and do the job, especially if you've been whining about how impossible it is.

'Eat a dogshit, I'm not paying you to complain.'

'I'm not even mad. I'm just eating a dogshit right now.'

'Eat a dogshit, I've had enough of your excuses.'

2

A loud and angry way to tell someone they're being lazy and should get their act together.

'Eat a dogshit, I can't wait any longer!'

'You're not even trying. Eat a dogshit!'

'Eat a dogshit, I'm done with your laziness.'

3

A colorful insult given when someone is being overly dramatic or ungrateful.

'Eat a dogshit, I did you a favor!'

'You're being too much. Eat a dogshit.'

'I gave you a chance. Eat a dogshit.'

4

A strong way to tell someone they're being a total pain in the neck.

'Eat a dogshit, you're giving me a headache.'

'You're the worst. Eat a dogshit.'

'Eat a dogshit, I can't take it anymore.'

5

A bold way of telling someone they're not as good as they think they are.

'Eat a dogshit, you're not even close to being good.'

'Eat a dogshit, I've seen better.'

'You're not even trying. Eat a dogshit.'