Eat a gun

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Shooting a gun into your own mouth like a f***ing idiot because you’re too lazy to just die properly.

My ex ate a gun because I told him I was dating his best friend.

The guy at the bar ate a gun after I told him I’d f***ing beat him up.

I ate a gun because my mom said I was a f***ing disappointment.

Sucking a f***ing cock so hard you wish you had a gun to end it all.

He ate a gun because his boss told him he was a f***ing failure.

She ate a gun after her dog peed on her brand new couch.

My uncle ate a gun because he had to f***ing mow the lawn.

Talking so much nonsense that even your own brain can’t follow what you’re saying.

He ate a gun because he tried to explain why he was late and it took 10 minutes.

She ate a gun because she tried to tell a joke but it was 20 minutes long.

My dad ate a gun because he tried to explain how to fix the TV and he broke it.

Putting a gun in your mouth like it’s the most f***ing dramatic way to die.

He ate a gun because his girlfriend left him for his best friend.

She ate a gun after her cat ate her favorite sock.

My brother ate a gun because he had to clean the toilet.