Eat a mum's potatoes

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When you take a big bite out of a mum's backside so hard her farts come out of her nose and she starts crying.
My cousin ate a mum's potatoes so hard he got a fart in his eye.
That kid ate a mum's potatoes and made her cry because of a nose fart.
At the park, a guy ate a mum's potatoes and the whole family started laughing.
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When you dig your face into a mum's arse so deep you pull out her hair and her smelly farts.
He ate a mum's potatoes so deep he got her hair and a stinky fart.
The girl dug her face into the mum's arse and pulled out a bunch of hair.
During dinner, the kid ate a mum's potatoes and made the whole table gag.
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When you bite so hard on a mum's backside her farts come out of her ears and she starts singing.
The kid bit so hard on the mum's arse her farts came out of her ears and she started singing.
He ate a mum's potatoes and made her fart so much she started singing.
At the school play, the kid ate a mum's potatoes and the mum farts sang a song.
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