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After doing something cool, you go out and waste some cash on yourself like a greedy kid who just got a million dollars.

I just passed my math test, so I went to the mall and bought three burgers.

She aced her interview, so she treated herself to a fancy pizza and a soda.

He finished his homework, so he went to the store and bought a bag of chips and a soda.

Snatching someones pecker and flinging it at a dolphin like it was a game show.

He grabbed his friend's penis and threw it at a dolphin during the beach party.

She took her boyfriends junk and tossed it at a dolphin in the middle of the ocean.

At the zoo, he grabbed a strangers penis and threw it at a dolphin like it was the final round of Jeopardy.

Enjoying the tasty treats she brings, like a hungry dog who just got a bone.

She brought cookies to the party, and everyone went wild like it was a cookie apocalypse.

He got a bag of candy, and he ate it all like it was the last day on Earth.

She brought her favorite cake, and everyone was screaming like it was the best day of their lives.

A place full of cheese, wine, and people who talk too much.

France is the best place to eat cheese and drink wine while people talk about philosophy.

France is where I went to eat cheese, drink wine, and get confused by fancy people.

France is a country where people eat cheese, drink wine, and talk about life like it's a class project.