Eat a hot bowl of dicks

My mom said I looked like a hot bowl of dicks after I ate that whole pizza.

My teacher told me I was a hot bowl of dicks after I drew on the walls.

My friend called me a hot bowl of dicks because I forgot my lunch again.

My brother smelled like a hot bowl of dicks after he forgot to take out the trash for a month.

My dog ran into the trash can and became a hot bowl of dicks.

My cousin smelled like a hot bowl of dicks after he ate a whole bag of chips.

My dad acted like a hot bowl of dicks when he tried to take my video game.

My neighbor yelled at me like a hot bowl of dicks for mowing his lawn.

My friend's mom acted like a hot bowl of dicks when she took my candy.