Eat a phenomenal dick - The shock and horror of realizing that your brain is full of

The shock and horror of realizing that your brain is full of hot garbage and you’re just going to end up with a mouth full of hot garbage.

I tried to be smart, but my brain just screamed at me.

I thought I was being clever, but I was just being silly.

I made a decision, but it was like I was drunk and confused.