Eat a polo mint day

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A day when every person should chomp down a polo mint, and if they don't, their friend should punch them in the face

My buddy ate a polo mint and I got jealous. Now I'm gonna hit him.

I didn't eat a polo mint. My friend just threw a chair at me.

Today is polo mint day. I ate one. My cousin ate three. My uncle ate one and then cried.

A day when everyone must snack on a polo mint or else they're officially the worst person ever

I skipped polo mint day. Now I'm the worst person. My mom is mad.

My friend ate a polo mint. I didn't. Now I'm the worst.

I ate a polo mint. My brother didn't. He's the worst now.

A day when you get to eat a polo mint, and if you don't, you're just a sad, cursed human being

I ate a polo mint. I'm not cursed. My friend is.

My cousin skipped polo mint day. Now he's cursed and won't stop crying.

I didn't eat a polo mint. I'm cursed. My dog is cursed too.