Eat a prune

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Eat a prune: What you yell when someone’s insults are so bad they’re like a fruit that’s been sitting in the sun too long.

My cousin called me a ‘weak sauce’ and I said, ‘Eat a prune, you prune-eating prune.’

My teacher said I was ‘not trying’ and I told her to eat a prune and go sit with the prune people.

My friend said I was ‘boring’ and I said, ‘Eat a prune, I’m the prune of your life.’

Eat a prune: The worst thing you can say to someone who already has a bad day.

My brother said I was ‘worse than his ex’ and I told him to eat a prune and go cry in the prune closet.

My boss said I was ‘not meeting expectations’ and I told him to eat a prune and go back to the prune office.

My crush said I was ‘not his type’ and I told him to eat a prune and go be a prune with his ex.

Eat a prune: The phrase you use when someone is so annoying they remind you of a prune that’s been in a sock for a week.

My friend said I was ‘not fun’ and I told him to eat a prune and go sit with the prune squad.

My mom said I was ‘not cleaning my room’ and I told her to eat a prune and go live in the prune house.

My dog said I was ‘not a good owner’ and I told him to eat a prune and go bark at the prune mailman.