Eat a prune - Eat a prune: What you yell when someone’s insults are so bad

Eat a prune: What you yell when someone’s insults are so bad they’re like a fruit that’s been sitting in the sun too long.

My cousin called me a ‘weak sauce’ and I said, ‘Eat a prune, you prune-eating prune.’

My teacher said I was ‘not trying’ and I told her to eat a prune and go sit with the prune people.

My friend said I was ‘boring’ and I said, ‘Eat a prune, I’m the prune of your life.’