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Eat berries and chill

The ultimate morning flex with your actual wife, where you snack on berries while she’s still half-asleep and probably smells like regret.

I woke up to my wife eating berries and I was still wearing my pants from yesterday. Classic.

Bro, I eat berries and chill with my wife every morning. You’re just dreaming about it.

My wife says I don’t eat berries and chill. I say she’s just lying because she’s still mad I ate the last one.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat berries and chill

When you’re so deep in love with your wife that you don’t even care if the berries are moldy, you just want to chill with her.

I don’t care if the berries are moldy. I eat berries and chill with my wife every day. You’re just jealous.

My wife brought me moldy berries. I ate them. That’s called eat berries and chill.

I had to eat berries and chill with my wife. I didn’t even know the berries were alive.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat berries and chill

A sacred ritual of love, where you eat berries with your wife and pretend you’re not just chilling because you’re too lazy to do anything else.

I eat berries and chill with my wife. It’s like a sacred ritual. You’re just not cool enough to know that.

My wife and I eat berries and chill. It’s not just a habit. It’s a way of life.

I don’t do anything else. I just eat berries and chill with my wife. You’re doing it wrong.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat bed

You book a hotel room and ask for two queen beds. One is for shoveling food in your face like it's your last meal. The other is for lying there like a dead man.

I got two beds. One for eating, one for dying. The eat bed is by the door so I can run out when I get full.

The eat bed is my throne. The other is for my brother. He didn't even bring a snack.

I asked for two beds. One for food, one for sleep. The eat bed is by the door because I’m dramatic like that.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat bed

You get two beds in a hotel room. One is for stuffing your face. The other is for pretending you're not a pig.

I took the eat bed because it’s closer to the door. I can leave when I’m done being a pig.

The eat bed is the one I chose because I like to eat and then sleep like a baby.

The eat bed is where I eat like I’m in a food fight. The other bed is where I try to pretend I’m not fat.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat bed

You get two beds in a hotel room. One you eat on like it's your job. The other is for sleeping like you're a saint.

I took the eat bed because I’m greedy and I like to be near the door so I can escape the guilt.

I eat on the eat bed. I sleep on the other bed. That’s how I roll.

The eat bed is where I stuff my face. The other bed is for people who care about health.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat banana

A Cantonese way of saying you're getting your ass kissed by a guy who smells like old socks.

My uncle said I was eating banana because he got stuck in a subway with a guy who smelled like a week old sock.

I got called a banana eater by my math teacher after I made a joke about his mustache.

My cousin’s dog ate banana because it saw his owner’s face and ran away.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat banana

Two guys swallowing each other's junk like it’s a hot dog at a fair.

My brother and his friend were eating banana at the park and I had to leave before I puked.

I saw two guys eating banana in the mall and I asked if I could join.

My cousin’s dad eats banana every time he goes to the gym.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat banana

Kids who grab bananas and rip them open like they're opening a surprise gift from a guy who smells like a garbage can.

My little brother eats banana every day like it's a big deal.

My sister said I was eating banana because I tried to eat a whole banana in one bite.

My neighbor’s kid eats banana and then throws the peel at the cat.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat banana

When a banana goes from fruit to a meaty snack that looks like it was chewed by a guy who eats dirt for breakfast.

My grandma’s banana looked like it was chewed by a guy who eats mud.

I saw a banana on the floor and it looked like it was eaten by a guy who eats garbage.

My mom’s banana looked like it was chewed by a guy who eats socks.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat banana

Short people going up a guy’s junk like it’s a slide at a park.

My little cousin eats banana every time he goes to the park.

My neighbor’s kid eats banana and then says it's the best thing he ever tasted.

I saw a kid eat banana and he cried because it was too big.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat banana

Porn where a guy with a hairy junk and a beard eats a banana like it’s a guy with a hairy junk and a beard.

I watched a guy eat banana and it looked like Rolf Harris was in a porn.

My brother said that banana porn was the best thing ever.

I saw a guy eat banana and he looked like he was in a porn with Rolf Harris.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat banana

A guy who hates gay people so much he eats banana like it’s a guy who eats corn on the cob.

My uncle said I was eating banana sideways because I like boys.

I got called a banana eater by my teacher because I made a joke about boys.

My brother eats banana sideways and he says it's the best way to eat.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat at the Y

chowing down on some juicy snatch

"I had to eat at the Y because my mom said I was too fat to go out."

He said he was eating at the Y, but I know he was just trying to avoid doing the dishes.

At the Y, I saw a guy eating so fast he nearly choked on a whole leg.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat at the Y

head on a woman’s goods

She said she was eating at the Y, but I know she was just avoiding her math homework.

He said he was doing some serious eating at the Y, but I know he was just trying to impress his ex.

I walked in on him eating at the Y, and it was like watching a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat at the Y

blasting a woman’s goods with your mouth

I heard him eating at the Y and just had to laugh. He was making a mess.

She said she was eating at the Y, but I know she was just trying to avoid her teacher.

At the Y, I saw a guy so into it, he forgot to breathe.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat at the Y

getting your face all up in a woman’s goods

He said he was eating at the Y because he was tired of eating lunch.

She was eating at the Y, and I swear she was trying to make the whole gym jealous.

At the Y, I saw someone eating so hard, they had to take a break to catch their breath.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat at the Y

bringing a sandwich to the Y after a game

He brought a sandwich to the Y because he was too lazy to go home.

She said she was going to the Y for a sandwich, but I know she just wanted to avoid her math homework.

At the Y, I saw a guy eating a sandwich like it was the last meal on Earth.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat at the Y

stupid space chickens who tried to take over the world and failed because they were too dumb

I saw a space chicken on YouTube and thought, why not?"

They tried to take over the world, but they just had a tea break and forgot what domination was.

They looked up world domination on Urban Dictionary and then spent 200 years just laughing at the words.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

Eat at the Old Country Buffet

Feasting on pure butt.

I ate so much at the Old Country Buffet, I think I turned into a donut.

My stomach is full of meat and I still feel like I'm eating ass.

I came for the food, I stayed for the shame.

by Slangipedia 20d ago