Eat bed - You get two beds in a hotel room. One you eat on like it's y

You get two beds in a hotel room. One you eat on like it's your job. The other is for sleeping like you're a saint.

I took the eat bed because I’m greedy and I like to be near the door so I can escape the guilt.

I eat on the eat bed. I sleep on the other bed. That’s how I roll.

The eat bed is where I stuff my face. The other bed is for people who care about health.