Eat bed

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You book a hotel room and ask for two queen beds. One is for shoveling food in your face like it's your last meal. The other is for lying there like a dead man.

I got two beds. One for eating, one for dying. The eat bed is by the door so I can run out when I get full.

The eat bed is my throne. The other is for my brother. He didn't even bring a snack.

I asked for two beds. One for food, one for sleep. The eat bed is by the door because I’m dramatic like that.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You get two beds in a hotel room. One is for stuffing your face. The other is for pretending you're not a pig.

I took the eat bed because it’s closer to the door. I can leave when I’m done being a pig.

The eat bed is the one I chose because I like to eat and then sleep like a baby.

The eat bed is where I eat like I’m in a food fight. The other bed is where I try to pretend I’m not fat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You get two beds in a hotel room. One you eat on like it's your job. The other is for sleeping like you're a saint.

I took the eat bed because I’m greedy and I like to be near the door so I can escape the guilt.

I eat on the eat bed. I sleep on the other bed. That’s how I roll.

The eat bed is where I stuff my face. The other bed is for people who care about health.

by Slangipedia 14d ago