Eat bed
You get two beds in a hotel room. One is for stuffing your face. The other is for pretending you're not a pig.
I took the eat bed because it’s closer to the door. I can leave when I’m done being a pig.
The eat bed is the one I chose because I like to eat and then sleep like a baby.
The eat bed is where I eat like I’m in a food fight. The other bed is where I try to pretend I’m not fat.