Eat at the Old Country Buffet

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Feasting on pure butt.
I ate so much at the Old Country Buffet, I think I turned into a donut.
My stomach is full of meat and I still feel like I'm eating ass.
I came for the food, I stayed for the shame.
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Chowing down like a pig with a bad attitude.
I ate at the Old Country Buffet and now my pants are tight and my soul is weak.
I ate so much I think I'm gonna explode like a meatball.
That buffet is the only thing keeping me from becoming a couch.
3
Devouring like a monster with a food obsession.
I ate at the Old Country Buffet and now I'm a walking meatball.
I ate so much I think my face is gonna fall off.
I had to take three trips to the bathroom because I ate like a beast.
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Gorging on ass like it's the main course.
I ate at the Old Country Buffet and now I feel like I've been stuffed into a meatball machine.
I came for the food and left with a belly like a balloon.
I think I ate the entire buffet and now I'm a walking stomach.
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Chowing down like you’re fighting a food war.
I ate at the Old Country Buffet and now I’m a food warrior with a full stomach.
I fought the buffet and the buffet won.
I was so full I think I could bench press a meatball.
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Eating like you're on a food mission from the devil.
I ate at the Old Country Buffet and now I feel like the devil gave me a food mission.
I came for the food, I stayed for the chaos.
I ate so much I think I've been possessed by a meatball.
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