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A Cantonese way of saying you're getting your ass kissed by a guy who smells like old socks.

My uncle said I was eating banana because he got stuck in a subway with a guy who smelled like a week old sock.

I got called a banana eater by my math teacher after I made a joke about his mustache.

My cousin’s dog ate banana because it saw his owner’s face and ran away.

Two guys swallowing each other's junk like it’s a hot dog at a fair.

My brother and his friend were eating banana at the park and I had to leave before I puked.

I saw two guys eating banana in the mall and I asked if I could join.

My cousin’s dad eats banana every time he goes to the gym.

Kids who grab bananas and rip them open like they're opening a surprise gift from a guy who smells like a garbage can.

My little brother eats banana every day like it's a big deal.

My sister said I was eating banana because I tried to eat a whole banana in one bite.

My neighbor’s kid eats banana and then throws the peel at the cat.

When a banana goes from fruit to a meaty snack that looks like it was chewed by a guy who eats dirt for breakfast.

My grandma’s banana looked like it was chewed by a guy who eats mud.

I saw a banana on the floor and it looked like it was eaten by a guy who eats garbage.

My mom’s banana looked like it was chewed by a guy who eats socks.

Short people going up a guy’s junk like it’s a slide at a park.

My little cousin eats banana every time he goes to the park.

My neighbor’s kid eats banana and then says it's the best thing he ever tasted.

I saw a kid eat banana and he cried because it was too big.

Porn where a guy with a hairy junk and a beard eats a banana like it’s a guy with a hairy junk and a beard.

I watched a guy eat banana and it looked like Rolf Harris was in a porn.

My brother said that banana porn was the best thing ever.

I saw a guy eat banana and he looked like he was in a porn with Rolf Harris.

A guy who hates gay people so much he eats banana like it’s a guy who eats corn on the cob.

My uncle said I was eating banana sideways because I like boys.

I got called a banana eater by my teacher because I made a joke about boys.

My brother eats banana sideways and he says it's the best way to eat.