Eat berries and chill
A sacred ritual of love, where you eat berries with your wife and pretend you’re not just chilling because you’re too lazy to do anything else.
I eat berries and chill with my wife. It’s like a sacred ritual. You’re just not cool enough to know that.
My wife and I eat berries and chill. It’s not just a habit. It’s a way of life.
I don’t do anything else. I just eat berries and chill with my wife. You’re doing it wrong.