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Eat the Bacon
You’re so dumb, everyone just laughs at you and says your whole idea is a joke.
He claimed the sun was made of bacon, and everyone laughed at him.
She said gravity was fake and got called a joke by the class.
He kept saying the Earth was flat, and everyone just said it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that with a spoon
A hot piece of ass so good you'd lick it clean with a spoon and then ask for seconds.
Eat that with a spoon, you look like a greasy burger after a cheese melt.
Girl, I'd eat that with a spoon and a mop.
Eat that with a spoon, I'd eat it with a shovel and a net.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that with a spoon
When you're so confused about your sexuality you try to eat spaghetti with a spoon just to see what happens.
I ate that with a spoon because I thought I was a vegan.
College, alcohol, and a spoon, what could go wrong?
I tried to eat that with a spoon and got a face full of regret.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that with a spoon
A way to say someone's ass is so good you'd probably use a spoon to dig it out.
Eat that with a spoon, I’d dig it out with a toothpick.
That ass is so good, I’d eat it with a spoon and a fire extinguisher.
I’d eat that with a spoon and a map to the underworld.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that with a spoon
When you shove a spoon up someone's butt and then eat the mess like it's a dessert.
I’d eat that with a spoon and a plunger.
Eat that with a spoon, I’d use a spoon, a fork, and a spatula.
I’d eat that with a spoon, then kick it out with a boot.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Backhoe
To end up with the worst part of a deal like you got sand in your ass and they got the candy.
I got the broken chair and my friend got the couch. I ate the backhoe.
She got the last slice of pizza and I got the crust. Classic backhoe.
He took the easy job and I got the midnight shift. I ate the backhoe.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Backhoe
To be the dumb one who gets screwed over while the smart one laughs in your face.
I stayed late at work and my coworker went home early. I ate the backhoe.
My friend got the raise and I got the pink slip. I ate the backhoe.
I cleaned the mess and he took the credit. I ate the backhoe.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Backhoe
To be the one who ends up with the raw deal while someone else enjoys the good stuff like a fat kid at a buffet.
I got the cold coffee and he got the latte. I ate the backhoe.
I did all the work and he took the glory. I ate the backhoe.
I got the broken phone and he got the new one. I ate the backhoe.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Backhoe
To be the one who gets the short end of the stick and nobody cares.
I got the extra homework and he got the weekend off. I ate the backhoe.
I had to sit in the front of the bus and he got the back seat. I ate the backhoe.
I got the worst shift and he got the easy one. I ate the backhoe.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Backhoe
To be the one who gets the worst of everything like you got the bad vibes and they got the good ones.
I got the messy job and he got the clean one. I ate the backhoe.
I got the cold water and he got the hot tub. I ate the backhoe.
I had to wait in line and he cut to the front. I ate the backhoe.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that shit
You yell this when your friend or someone you're watching decides to chow down on something that looks like it was vomited up by a raccoon, and sometimes even actual poop. You're happy as hell because they're really eating that goddamn mess.
My cousin tried to eat that mystery meat. I said, 'Eat that shit!'
My buddy ate the last slice of pizza that was covered in mold. I yelled, 'Eat that shit!'
My mom tried to eat my old socks. I told her, 'Eat that shit!'
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that shit
When someone acts like they're totally in love with something that's completely stupid, and then do something even more ridiculous because of it. It's like they're so brainwashed, they're eating their own poop.
My boss said the new software was the best thing ever. I said, 'You're eating that shit.'
My girlfriend thinks that new shirt is the best thing ever. I said, 'You're eating that shit.'
My cousin joined a pyramid scheme. I said, 'You're eating that shit.'
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that shit
When your dealer gets so angry with you, they trick you into eating something so bad it tastes like the inside of a pig's stomach. You're basically begging for mercy.
My dealer tricked me into eating that sour candy. I said, 'Eat that shit!'
My dealer made me eat that expired hot dog. I said, 'Eat that shit!'
My dealer made me eat that mystery meat. I said, 'Eat that shit!'
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that shit
When you're stuck at a boring office job, getting paid a decent amount, but you're basically a slave. You're eating that shit because you're too lazy to quit.
My coworker said, 'I'm eating that shit.'
My boss said, 'I'm eating that shit.'
My friend said, 'I'm eating that shit.'
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that shit
A real insult for someone who's annoying the hell out of you. You say it when they're driving you crazy. It's short for 'Eat that shit.'
My friend was being a pain. I said, 'EMS!'
My boss was being a pain. I said, 'EMS!'
My sister was being a pain. I said, 'EMS!'
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that shit
When you're done talking nonsense and you're ready to be the victim of someone else's terrible taste in food. You're eating that shit because you're done with the nonsense.
We were done talking nonsense. I said, 'Eat that shit.'
We were done talking nonsense. My friend said, 'Eat that shit.'
We were done talking nonsense. My cousin said, 'Eat that shit.'
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that shit
When you're eating your food and pooping at the same time. It’s the most glorious thing ever, especially if it’s happening in a public bathroom.
I was eating a burger and pooping. I said, 'Eat that shit.'
I was eating pizza and pooping. I said, 'Eat that shit.'
I was eating my lunch and pooping. I said, 'Eat that shit.'
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that ham
Lick my pecker
You just got owned, buddy
He said it so loud the whole gym heard
She called him out in the middle of class
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that ham
A stinky, saggy, used hole; a wet ditch; a lady's snatch; a crotched full of dirt and regret
She described her ex like that in the lunchroom
He called his mom's friend that
It was the best insult I've ever heard
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat that ham
Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a weirdo who only talks to people who give him gum. He’s into pain but acts like he’s not. He sells gum and is a nice person. He loves yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. He writes songs about his friends, including one called Midget Shit. He’s a good friend because he’s got nothing better to do.
He sent me a DM about the toothpaste on eggplants
He showed up at my house with gum
He wrote me a song about my dog
by Slangipedia 22d ago
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