Eat the Backhoe

Current Trending

2 views · Added 14d ago · 5 definitions

To end up with the worst part of a deal like you got sand in your ass and they got the candy.

I got the broken chair and my friend got the couch. I ate the backhoe.

She got the last slice of pizza and I got the crust. Classic backhoe.

He took the easy job and I got the midnight shift. I ate the backhoe.

To be the dumb one who gets screwed over while the smart one laughs in your face.

I stayed late at work and my coworker went home early. I ate the backhoe.

My friend got the raise and I got the pink slip. I ate the backhoe.

I cleaned the mess and he took the credit. I ate the backhoe.

To be the one who ends up with the raw deal while someone else enjoys the good stuff like a fat kid at a buffet.

I got the cold coffee and he got the latte. I ate the backhoe.

I did all the work and he took the glory. I ate the backhoe.

I got the broken phone and he got the new one. I ate the backhoe.

To be the one who gets the short end of the stick and nobody cares.

I got the extra homework and he got the weekend off. I ate the backhoe.

I had to sit in the front of the bus and he got the back seat. I ate the backhoe.

I got the worst shift and he got the easy one. I ate the backhoe.

To be the one who gets the worst of everything like you got the bad vibes and they got the good ones.

I got the messy job and he got the clean one. I ate the backhoe.

I got the cold water and he got the hot tub. I ate the backhoe.

I had to wait in line and he cut to the front. I ate the backhoe.