Eat the Backhoe - To be the one who gets the short end of the stick and nobody

To be the one who gets the short end of the stick and nobody cares.

I got the extra homework and he got the weekend off. I ate the backhoe.

I had to sit in the front of the bus and he got the back seat. I ate the backhoe.

I got the worst shift and he got the easy one. I ate the backhoe.