Eat that shit

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You yell this when your friend or someone you're watching decides to chow down on something that looks like it was vomited up by a raccoon, and sometimes even actual poop. You're happy as hell because they're really eating that goddamn mess.

My cousin tried to eat that mystery meat. I said, 'Eat that shit!'

My buddy ate the last slice of pizza that was covered in mold. I yelled, 'Eat that shit!'

My mom tried to eat my old socks. I told her, 'Eat that shit!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone acts like they're totally in love with something that's completely stupid, and then do something even more ridiculous because of it. It's like they're so brainwashed, they're eating their own poop.

My boss said the new software was the best thing ever. I said, 'You're eating that shit.'

My girlfriend thinks that new shirt is the best thing ever. I said, 'You're eating that shit.'

My cousin joined a pyramid scheme. I said, 'You're eating that shit.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your dealer gets so angry with you, they trick you into eating something so bad it tastes like the inside of a pig's stomach. You're basically begging for mercy.

My dealer tricked me into eating that sour candy. I said, 'Eat that shit!'

My dealer made me eat that expired hot dog. I said, 'Eat that shit!'

My dealer made me eat that mystery meat. I said, 'Eat that shit!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're stuck at a boring office job, getting paid a decent amount, but you're basically a slave. You're eating that shit because you're too lazy to quit.

My coworker said, 'I'm eating that shit.'

My boss said, 'I'm eating that shit.'

My friend said, 'I'm eating that shit.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A real insult for someone who's annoying the hell out of you. You say it when they're driving you crazy. It's short for 'Eat that shit.'

My friend was being a pain. I said, 'EMS!'

My boss was being a pain. I said, 'EMS!'

My sister was being a pain. I said, 'EMS!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're done talking nonsense and you're ready to be the victim of someone else's terrible taste in food. You're eating that shit because you're done with the nonsense.

We were done talking nonsense. I said, 'Eat that shit.'

We were done talking nonsense. My friend said, 'Eat that shit.'

We were done talking nonsense. My cousin said, 'Eat that shit.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're eating your food and pooping at the same time. It’s the most glorious thing ever, especially if it’s happening in a public bathroom.

I was eating a burger and pooping. I said, 'Eat that shit.'

I was eating pizza and pooping. I said, 'Eat that shit.'

I was eating my lunch and pooping. I said, 'Eat that shit.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago