Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You go straight to the pig and then lick your finger like you just won a bet and your tongue is the prize.

After a long day of arguing, he just licked his finger and said, 'That’s how you win.'

She went straight to the pig and then licked her finger like it was the last piece of pizza.

He licked his finger so hard, it looked like he was trying to eat it.

2

You give a woman a blow job at McDonald’s while they’re serving hash browns and coffee.

He gave her a blow job in the middle of the breakfast rush and got kicked out.

She was eating a hash brown when he gave her a blow job in the drive-thru.

He blew her mind at McDonald’s while they were making coffee.

3

You’re so dumb you believe in a fake science and won’t stop saying it, even when everyone else is laughing at you.

He kept saying the Earth was flat even after the whole class saw a video of the moon.

She claimed gravity was fake and refused to accept any proof.

He believed the sun was made of bacon and wouldn’t stop talking about it.

4

You keep saying your stupid idea is true, even when all the evidence says it’s total nonsense.

He still said the Earth was flat even after the teacher showed a video of space.

She refused to believe the moon landing was real and said it was all fake.

He kept saying gravity was a myth, even when he fell off the chair.

5

You either eat bacon or you’re just plain wrong and everyone knows it.

He didn’t eat bacon, so everyone said he was wrong.

She refused to eat bacon and got called a loser by the whole class.

He said he didn’t like bacon and got laughed out of the room.

6

You’re so wrong, everyone just says you’re wrong and leaves you hanging.

He said he didn’t eat bacon, and everyone just said, 'You’re wrong.'

She argued with the teacher, and he just said, 'You’re wrong.'

He kept saying the Earth was flat, and everyone just left him alone.

7

You’re so dumb, everyone just laughs at you and says your whole idea is a joke.

He claimed the sun was made of bacon, and everyone laughed at him.

She said gravity was fake and got called a joke by the class.

He kept saying the Earth was flat, and everyone just said it was a joke.